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Question: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Answer: Hopefully not

2018-01-11 01:02:15

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Question: Ways to have sex with teddy bears

Answer: Don’t even try

2018-01-11 01:02:35

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Question: If I ate myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

Answer: Try it see what happens

2018-01-11 01:03:26

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Question: Does my cat know I'm masturbating?

Answer: You should hire a professional cat mind reader to answer that

2018-01-11 01:04:08

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Question: How can i become a fish

Answer: Hire a witch

2018-01-11 01:04:40

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Question: Help me i cant tell btween muffins and babys

Answer: You should see a therapist

2018-01-11 01:05:08

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Question: Is a mayo casserole a form of sexual harrassment or does it need to be a nutella chowder

Answer: How should I know

2018-01-11 01:10:28

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Question: whyam iblack

Answer: Because you’re black

2018-01-11 04:19:44

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Question: Why does my science teacher taste like a Bohemian lizard?

Answer: That’s kinda weird..

2018-01-11 04:20:14

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Question: Why are babies eyes blue?

Answer: Smurf intestinal fluid

2018-01-11 02:55:06

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Question: Can everything be explained

Answer: "10 things science still can't explain"

2018-01-11 11:09:52

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Question: Help me my balls are stuck in my xbox

Answer: get milk and a butter

2018-01-11 18:10:51

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Question: How can I become a fish

Answer: weld your legs together, chop your arms off and jump in the ocean

2018-01-11 19:03:53

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Question: Ways to have sex with teddy bears

Answer: cutting a hole in the butt

2018-01-11 19:04:17

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Question: Does my cat know im masturbating

Answer: depends on how loud you are

2018-01-11 19:04:29

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